Technical Difficulties

You know how my husband's computer died last week and now I have to let him use mine? Well, on Saturday I forgot to take his cell phone out of his pants and I ran it through the washer(and dryer). Needless to say, it died also. Now I have to let him use my phone too, because he drives around all day and I stay in one place. Why don't I just give him my car and we'll call it a day? Sheesh...........