Friday, January 13, 2006

I was about to go to bed a few minutes ago when I heard the strangest noise. It was a loud, high pitched buzzing sound. After listening closer, it was determined(by Joe) that it was a rotary saw. The noise sounded very close by, like it was right out in front of our apartment. Keep in mind that it is almost ten o clock at night right now. So we talk about how strange it is to hear that sound so late at night, then dismiss it and I go into the other room to change into my P.J.'s. While I'm changing, something that I either heard on the news or read in the paper comes to mind. So I come flying out of the bedroom to share it with Joe. It was reported that apparently Jeffrey Dahmer's neighbors heard the same noise coming from his apartment at odd hours of the night. They later said they just thought he was building/installing shelves. At one and two in the morning? After further investigation I discovered the noise was indeed a rotary saw and it was coming from the neighbors right next door to us. So now I'm convinced our next door neighbor is a serial killer. Joe thinks I am crazy. These particular neighbors hate us, so now I will be on my best behavior when I see him. Come to think of it, I haven't seen his wife in quite some time. Man, do I have an overactive imagination or what? I better get to bed before I decide to call the police!

2 comments:

Stacey Teague said...

Oh my gosh! You just cracked me up! I'm on my way to bed, too, and this will be the last thing I read before I go to sleep and I am smiling and smiling!! Thank you! (oh and watch out for the neighbor, I bet his middle name is Jeffrey) hahahhaah......

Gracencameronsmomy said...

You need help....but If I don't hear from you for a few days I will send out the police...
Lisa